Women do fool around. But the reason they don't get caught is that when a woman mess with a man he lives… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
My comedy has no color, it's for everybody, black, white, Latino, Asian. It's not a pro-black show, not a def jam show; it's just… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
I don't believe in "average people" doing anything [about the climate]. People outght to support mitigation and adaptation within their own line of work,… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
Now, I want to explain something to you guys. I don't have an ending joke, because I don't tell jokes. I tell real-life stories… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
Being a bigger person, whether you're male or female, in entertainment, it can hurt your chances. Because people look to you to be a… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that. — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
I wouldn't take nothin' but a Ford: F-O-R-D, period. Ain't nothin' like a Ford. I wouldn't drive a Chevrolet 'cause I can't spell it. — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
I'd like to help other comedians and when I get a little older I'd like to open up a nice comedy club that is… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
Women do fool around. But the reason they don't get caught is that when a woman mess with a man he lives cross town,… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
![“I don't believe in "average people" doing anything [about the climate]. People outght to support mitigation and adaptation within their own line of work, no matter how un-average that is. I mean: if you're a butcher, baker, ballerina, banker, or a plumber, envision yourself as the post-fossil-fuel…” quote by Bruce Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/7fd/bruce-bruce-44351_adaptation_i-don-t-believe-in-average-people-doing_420487.jpg)
