“In honor of the marriage that worked, I include in this collection a sickeningly slick love story from The Ladies’ Home Journal, God help us, entitled by them "The Long Walk to Forever." The title I gave it, I think,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
THE TITLE: It cannot ever be inherited, nor can it ever be purchased. You, nor anyone else alive, can buy it for any price. It is impossible to rent, and it cannot be lent. You alone and our own have… — IFunny Copy Share Image
