“Moderation is like a foreign language. You have to learn that shit when you're young.” — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“I think the best life would be one that's lived off the grid. No bills, your name in no government databases. No real proof you're even who you say you are, aside from, you know, being who you say you… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on… — Joey Comeau Copy Share
“Our love is a forest fire and we are the little things that live in the trees.” — Joey Comeau Copy Share
Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it's tempting to finally cut something real. — Joey Comeau Copy Share
“I'm not really like a cop at all. I haven't got any actual authority. If someone does show up to do anything bad, I… — Joey Comeau Copy Share
“We'll wake up every day and we'll tell ourselves, "Live for today, you retarded little shit. The end is near.” — Joey Comeau Copy Share
“She wears glasses that are not too small. I wish I was a girl like that. I wear contact lenses because glasses make me… — Joey Comeau Copy Share
Death is not the end. Death is an ocean on all sides of our lives. Deep and dark and cold, and anything but empty. — Joey Comeau Copy Share
Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the… — Joey Comeau Copy Share
I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices. — Joey Comeau Copy Share
Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in someone else's… — Joey Comeau Copy Share
“I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens” — Joey Comeau Copy Share
“I get scared thinking about the yawning void of space and the maddening smallness of our solar system in it, and the smallness of… — Joey Comeau Copy Share
