Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.' — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
Should we continue to spend billions to subsidize foreign military dictatorships, or should we concentrate on taking better care of the one we have right here at home? — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man. — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual… — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles. — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like… — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is. — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered… — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar. — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss. — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.' — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be… — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or… — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down. — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
