Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell: Because I fucking rule! Oh, we are SO gonna get laid tonight! Seth: I am, I'm gonna get laid. — Superbad Copy Share Image
Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock. — Superbad Copy Share Image
He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles. -Seth — Superbad Copy Share Image
Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to pay for the alcohol. Seth: Oh no, that IS… — Superbad Copy Share Image
I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all. -Evan — Superbad Copy Share Image
Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas. -Officer Slater [pointing gun… — Superbad Copy Share Image
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