We are not going to win because you have a new head coach, any more than you are going to fix a… — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“Everybody has a home team: It’s the people you call when you get a flat tire or when something terrible happens. It’s… — Shauna Niequist Copy Share Image
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late… — George Edward Woodberry Copy Share Image
"Isn't it fun getting older?" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat… — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
When you keep asserting that things are going to work out well, that you can do the job, that you will not… — Norman Vincent Peale Copy Share Image
Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card... — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
I am a futility. The life of prayer begins with that. And God is not a comfort, to be offered like Kleenex.… — Tim Farrington Copy Share Image
I don't see anything wrong with a cell phone. That's great. You have a flat tire in the middle of the night;… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
It is bad enough to reinvent the wheel. What really hurts is when they reinvent the flat tire. — Lee S Shulman Copy Share Image
I was a child of the women's movement. Everything I had learned was from my mother and my grandmother, who both had… — Pam Grier Copy Share Image
I'm no mechanic but I can change my oil and I know what to do when I get a flat tire and… — Amber Heard Copy Share Image
Some libertarians succeed by re-inventing the wheel. Most libertarians fail by re-inventing the flat tire. — Mike Cloud Copy Share Image
How can we describe the most exalted experience of our physical lives [sex], as if-jack, wrench, hubcap, and nuts-we were describing the… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
It's hard to go. It's scary and lonely...and half the time you'll be wondering why the hell you're in Cincinnati or Austin… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out,… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Diseases can be our spiritual flat tires - disruptions in our lives that seem to be disasters at the time but end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
