“You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.” — Carrie Snow Copy Share Image
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? — Carrie Snow Copy Share Image
It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of… — Carrie Snow Copy Share Image
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night. — Carrie Snow Copy Share Image
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. — Carrie Snow Copy Share Image
I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is. — Carrie Snow Copy Share Image
If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war. — Carrie Snow Copy Share Image
