“Fellas, learn how to fix shit. It will get you blowjobs. You’re welcome.” His” — Nicole James Copy Share Image
“I’m not stubborn. My way is just always better.” “You know, Mack, some things just go perfectly together, like I told you so and… — Nicole James Copy Share Image
“Yup. That’s when you see all the best outfits. Just the other night I yelled at some guy, ‘Hey, dipshit! Shoes do not turn… — Nicole James Copy Share Image
“She walked down the pier and carefully stepped into the boat, taking up her seat” — Nicole James Copy Share Image
“You push me to do things I wouldn’t normally do… to see things in a different light. You make me excited about things I… — Nicole James Copy Share Image
“You finally figuring out that being right isn’t nearly as important as knowing when to shut up?” — Nicole James Copy Share Image
“Fellas, learn how to fix shit. It will get you blowjobs. You’re welcome.” His” — Nicole James Copy Share Image
“What do women say when they actually are fine? Jesus Christ.” Red Dog grinned. “Yeah, they like to get inside your head and rearrange… — Nicole James Copy Share Image
“That’s okay. I just want to live long enough to ride the scooter shopping cart at Walmart.” Mack” — Nicole James Copy Share Image
“Speaking of Walmart, does anyone else get road rage pushing a cart through that place? Or is it just me?” — Nicole James Copy Share Image
“Let me give you some advice about women, now that you’ve got your patch.” Jake” — Nicole James Copy Share Image
