Five Quotes · Page 36

I can kill a dog in six ways. Five of them are throwing missiles at it.

— Eugene Mirman

You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one flippin idiot.

— Anonymous

I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass.

— Tyler Oakley

What if Eminem was black? would he have sold five mil. Or would he be 1 out of 5 million rappers with no deal?

— Fredro Starr

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

— David Spade

A nice quick workout is the stairs; it takes me five minutes to do 24 floors.

— Amy Jo Martin

I spent the first five years of my life in Punjab, India, and then moved to New York.

— Waris Ahluwalia

I think I would have written five times as much as I've written if I didn't have this terrible sense of perfection.

— Truman Capote

Some people write a thank you note for a gift, and it's three pages long, and some people write a thank you…

— Bill Callahan

All of a sudden, if I can't go cycling, I have to do something else for five hours - I can't do…

— Magnus Backstedt

I've got five months of aggression saved up, and I'll try and use that in a positive manner. I'll be aggressive, but…

— Andre Nel

I began to tell people that I wanted to be an entertainer. Between the ages of five and 11 there was an…

— Denis Lawson

You want to play in every game, and you especially don't want to be in the penalty box for five minutes and…

— Carl Hagelin

I'm not the businessman. I don't deal with the business at all. Not anymore. Occasionally, every four years or five years, they…

— Mick Jagger

Even from a really young age I was a huge movie buff - five, six, seven, eight. Just loved movies, but in…

— Danny Strong

I don't think people change. I think they definitely mature. But I think the essence of what I am today is the…

— Ricky Williams

It was as though I had been dying of thirst and the librarian had handed me a five gallon bucket of water.…

— Gary Paulsen

My relationship with brick-and-mortar shopping is, in general, unpleasant. I can't remember a time in my life when I could go to…

— Lindy West

In an automobile, if you think about the navigation system - of all the cars in the world, four out of five…

— Stephen Elop

One morning I was reading the story of Jesus' feeding of the five thousand. The disciples could find only five loaves of…

— Elisabeth Elliot

My parents say it all began with my role of Percy the Polar Bear back in nursery school! I began dance classes…

— Francesca Jackson

The way Moore's Law occurs in computing is really unprecedented in other walks of life. If the Boeing 747 obeyed Moore's Law,…

— Nathan Myhrvold

Fortunately, I come from an activist mother, so I didn't have to rely on the history books. The history books teach us…

— Jurnee Smollett

I started out as the president of a small college in Minnesota in 1947. And I had five years of experience at…

— Billy Graham

I've been pulled over five times for speeding - and talked my way out of every single ticket!

— Darby Stanchfield

Paintings, like tombstones, will last a good five hundred years, well into twenty or thirty generations.

— Robert Genn

If you want to be President, decide it at the age of five, and then live accordingly.

— Helen Thomas

The fastball is the best pitch in baseball. It's like having five pitches, if you move it around.

— Luis Tiant

My diseases are an asthma and a dropsy and, what is less curable, seventy-five.

— Samuel Johnson

It's very difficult in the Premier League to win three, four, five games in a row.

— Ryan Mason

I can never leave a bookstore without buying a book. I read four or five at a time.

— Mireille Guiliano

I used to eat out at least five times a week, sometimes more.

— Randi Zuckerberg

I've been playing hockey since I was five years old. It's a part of my life.

— Guy Lafleur

I have a big mouth, and over the years, as the eldest of five, I have had a tendency to speak when…

— Terry McMillan

Dublin was turning into Disneyland with super-pubs, a Purgatory open till five in the morning.

— Joseph O'Connor

The five million people who watch cable news are the political nation, the people who really care.

— David Frum

Unfortunately, opera engagements tend to be made five years in advance, and I don't really agree with that.

— Danielle de Niese

I love to eat - Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day.

— Kim Kardashian

The modern suburb is the product of the car, the five-day week, and the "bankers' hours" of the masses.

— David Riesman

I went from five foot eleven to six foot eight, and the more ball I played, the more I caught on to…

— Dennis Rodman