To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost like a 90-minute song… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Instead of five hundred thousand average algebra teachers, we need one good algebra teacher. We need that teacher to create software, videotape… — Michael J. Saylor Copy Share Image
I think positive stress is actually a good thing. It's sort of the stretch goal "Wow, let me see how much faster… — David Allen Copy Share Image
The shows need youth. All of our comics are getting too famous to do the show regularly. The people who are regulars… — B. J. Porter Copy Share Image
The Jew is neither a newcomer nor an alien in this country or on this continent; his Americanism is as original and… — Oscar Straus Copy Share Image
I'm still getting my exercise at five o'clock in the morning, that's good. So far I've managed to hold on to a… — Tony Abbott Copy Share Image
Mars is empty now. Five hundred years from now, it'll be full of people. — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
He who confuses political liberty with freedom and political equality with similarity has never thought for five minutes about either. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I think we're all fans of Twilight. Being in this Saga, you become a fan. I have the whole DVD collection at… — Peter Facinelli Copy Share Image
I don't purposely speed, but I might go over by five or six miles an hour from time to time. It doesn't… — Jenson Button Copy Share Image
Films don't take as long as people think. 'Harry Potter,' people always used to say, 'Well, my God, do you ever get… — John Hurt Copy Share Image
Forest of Arden was great for me. I couldn't finish outside the top five there no matter how hard I tried! — Darren Clarke Copy Share Image
I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine. — John Daly Copy Share Image
We must teach our people the greatness of China's historical culture. In our educational program we must stress Chinese history and geography… — Chiang Kai-shek Copy Share Image
During my 40-year coaching career at West Point, Indiana and Texas Tech, my teams reached the Final Four on five occasions, winning… — Bobby Knight Copy Share Image
I had no idea, however, that in Pennsylvania, the cradle of toleration and freedom of religion, it [fanaticism] could have arisen to… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
SportsCenter? You watch it and I didn't miss one thing. Chris Berman, they give you the whole rundown. I'm like wow. And… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
I have known ninety-five of the world's great men in my time, and of these eighty-seven were followers of the Bible. — William E. Gladstone Copy Share Image
Now it’s either about technology that doesn’t work or about technology that’s used in bad ways. The anthology of the top twenty-five… — Peter Thiel Copy Share Image
I always freak out when people ask me about my favorite bands or my five favorite records, I just can never do… — John Bush Copy Share Image
I do 45 minutes of cardio five days a week, because I like to eat. I also try for 45 minutes of… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I decided five years ago that I wanted to truly understand, for myself, what the state of the planet was, and when… — Ramez Naam Copy Share Image
If I go to a baseball game, I hear 'Shoeless Joe,' but otherwise, I hear 'toe pick' five times a day. No… — D. B. Sweeney Copy Share Image
A lot of times I go to the gym and I see people and they don't know how to work out. There's… — Andre Reed Copy Share Image