I'm not a terrifically fit person. I haven't been for any exercise. I played a bit of football, ate a couple of apples. I got a gym membership last time I was in Edinburgh but it was very hard to… — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
I went to Eton, that's a slightly controversial issue, but it's an interesting subject to try and come across as likable and self-aware and… — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
I don't think I said a single funny thing in class between 2004 and 2008. — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to nudge my way into writing something scripted - maybe for other people, maybe a play - and I thought it… — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
Was I right to pick 'A Fish Called Wanda' as my 'funniest film' in 2017 on the grounds of how many times my dad… — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
The shaved head with which I returned to university in my second year was meant to give me a new air of mystery and… — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
I did a tour show to 12 people in Falkirk, five of them friends of my parents, three days after a pretty top-tier breakup… — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
Our brains are being destroyed by the constant ability to have banter burbling away in our pockets. — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
I loved getting to study to languages at university, but the loss of diligence and dedication to my studies as my focus shifted to… — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
Pick a theme for your material, and stick to it for the entirety of the piece. The repetition of certain key phrases, however irritating… — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
I'm a better writer than a performer. Everyone wants to feel like they're a bit of a polymath, and I certainly feel that. — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
Why relax and enjoy life when you could turn every bit of it into a game? — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
