As I'm always fond of telling hosts at the Oscars who are doing it for their first time, for everybody who wins, there are four people who don't. As the evening wears on, the room fills up with losers, and… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
I've written about 15 screenplays and they all sold - they were all sold on pitches. — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
I like that we don't have to come out the first 10 minutes and score, you know, with joke, joke, joke. We can open… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
Generally with the Oscars or the Emmys there isn't much you can do until the nominations are announced. Then you know what kind of… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
Eddie Izzard is absolutely brilliant. I would love to write something for him. — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
I've learned that most of gay America is coupled up, or looking to be. No wonder gay marriage has such traction. So many of… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
To be gay and out of shape is almost as much of a stigma as just being gay used to be. — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
When AIDS hit, lots of people banded together to take care of each other and do what the government wasn't doing. When you grow… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
My assistant says I'm an eBay auction waiting to happen. I have a very large collection of T-shirts... about 4,000 now. Maybe I'll pillage… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
I mean, people who watch Jon Stewart's show every night don't think he went far enough, because he couldn't do what he does on… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
I have one rave 'New York Times' review framed next to a flop 'Los Angeles Times' review. And it's for the same show. These… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
I mean, when I started out I was billing per hour, like a shrink because you would sit with somebody and work. But most… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
Who knew we had all this O.C.D. in the world? Well actually, I suppose it's pretty obvious. It explains Sudoku, doesn't it? — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
