But isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11? — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Nobody ever was fired for 9/11. Instead of firing the people who didn't do a good job, we gave them medals. The… — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
I had, like, 11 jobs. I've been fired 11 times! 'Cause I'm not cut for that. You know, I was a great… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
