I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
You may spend fifty or eighty years of your life believing in something totally false, and this is what happens to most… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well! — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
Considering what the 'Fifty Shades of Grey' film is about, I wouldn't be able to play Anastacia. — Kaya Scodelario Copy Share Image
You can fool some of the people part of the time in a rock and roll song, fifty million Elvis Presley fans… — John Prine Copy Share Image
Two hundred and fifty mummies covered in gold. Something like this cannot be explained - mummy after mummy covered in shining gold. — Zahi Hawass Copy Share Image
The world's richest half billion people - that's about seven per cent of the global population - are responsible for fifty per… — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
There are not fifty ways of fighting, there's only one, and that's to win. Neither revolution nor war consists in doing what… — Andre Malraux Copy Share Image
I find brass bands have a melancholy sound. All right out of doors, of course - fifty miles away. Like bagpipes, they… — Thomas Beecham Copy Share Image
If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
You may be sick of what you did the first half of your life, but you don't have to just walk around… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Fifty or sixty shooters had already arrived and managed to look studiously bored. I knew a few of them and nodded politely.… — William C. Dietz Copy Share Image
In Rwanda that genocide happened because the international community and the Security Council refused to give, again, another 5000 troops which would… — Lakhdar Brahimi Copy Share Image
But very unfortunately the merchant marine died away till even the majority of fishing done about the Cape is in the hands… — Joseph C. Lincoln Copy Share Image
Unless you have made a complete surrender and are doing his will it will avail you nothing if you've reformed a thousand… — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
The fifty trillion cells in your body are constantly talking to each other as they keep your heart beating, digest your food,… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
It is evident, from their method of propagation, that a couple of cats, in fifty years, would stock a whole kingdom; and… — David Hume Copy Share Image
Some of the environmental lobbyists of the Western nations are the salt of the earth, but many of them are elitists. They've… — Norman Borlaug Copy Share Image
The truth is, part of me is every age. I’m a three-year-old, I’m a five-year-old, I’m a thirty-seven-year-old, I’m a fifty-year-old. I’ve… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
Procrastination is the thief of time; year after year it steals, till all are fled, and to the mercies of a moment… — Edward Young Copy Share Image
* She said, why don't we both just sleep on it tonight And I believe, in the morning you'll begin to see… — Paul Simon Copy Share Image
So here they are, the dog-faced soldiers, the regulars, the fifty-cents-a-day professionals riding the outposts of the nation, from Fort Reno to… — Frank Nugent Copy Share Image
When humans work, they frequently become unaware of their own body, their own senses, are surprised to find that their wrists ache… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any gentleman with the slightest chic will give a girl a fifty dollar bill for the powder room. — George Axelrod Copy Share Image
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million… — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
I keep an ongoing list of my fifty favorite books, which I recalibrate whenever I discover a new one that seems to… — Kevin Brockmeier Copy Share Image
They spent all week saving pennies and went out Saturdays to spend fifty bucks in three hours. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I'm one-hundred-fifty miles off Cape Horn, both autopilots are broken, and my boat is drifting toward one of the nastiest chunks of… — Abby Sunderland Copy Share Image
In fifty years of covering the sport, of course Muhammad Ali is by far the dominant figure. — Dick Schaap Copy Share Image
Every Friday I used to have about fifty, sixty kids who would wait for me on Sunset Boulevard and I'd take them… — Al Lewis Copy Share Image
A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
Fifty years seems like a good anniversary. Even after I'm dead, how much better could I get than this? I mean, it's… — John Waters Copy Share Image
It took me fifty years to deal with the Holocaust at all. And I did it in a literary way. — Leonard Baskin Copy Share Image
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called… — Alex Hay Copy Share Image
If I were to give myself a pat on the back, it would be for sticking with bookmaking as my primary way… — Jerry Pinkney Copy Share Image
Only sixteen players have hit fifty or more homers in a season. To me, that's a very special milestone. — Mark McGwire Copy Share Image
Then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right, there must be fifty ways to leave your lover. — Paul Simon Copy Share Image
The Cards had one pitcher who won fourteen straight games in a period of twenty-four days. Then when he lost his fifteenth… — Dizzy Dean Copy Share Image
On some nights, I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
