I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow — Kylie Bax Copy Share Image
[When her daughter suggested the President refer in his conversation with foreign dignitaries about lawn care to 'fertilizer' instead of to 'manure':]… — Bess Truman Copy Share Image
Some years ago one oil company bought a fertilizer company, and every other major oil company practically ran out and bought a… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
“Even gods decay. Like, in 1890 somebody sold off thousands of mummified Ancient Egyptian sacred cats - _for fertilizer_. Get the point?… — Jonathan Gash Copy Share Image
The car bomb was fertilizer, gasoline, fireworks and propane tanks...still safer than a Toyota. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You can't tear up everything just to get the dollar out of it without suffering as result. It is a travesty to… — George Washington Carver Copy Share Image
My neighbor Alice Pierce is fond of singing folk music to her garden plants. Thinks it makes them grow or something. The… — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
I wish we could do something useful with tobacco - like making fertilizer out of it. — Paul Dudley White Copy Share Image
What are truck rental companes and fertilizer salesman goign to do in response to the OK city bombing? — Michael Z. Williamson Copy Share Image
When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. You look for reasons it is not… — Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
In the food case in particular, one of the technologies that could help there - genetic technologies that could create better crops… — Ramez Naam Copy Share Image
In my beginning is my end. In succession Houses rise and fall, crumble, are extended, Are removed, destroyed, restored, or in their… — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid to write crap - it makes the best fertilizer. The more you write the better your chances of growing… — Pat Pattison Copy Share Image
This is a basic problem, to feed 6.6 billion people. Without fertilizer, forget it. The game is over. — Norman Borlaug Copy Share Image
Programs that pay farmers not to farm often devastate rural areas. The reductions hurt everyone from fertilizer companies to tractor salesmen. — Dick Armey Copy Share Image
“Nobody adores fertilizer. Nobody devotes their life to fertilizer (unless they own a fertilizer company). But, shit, you need it to grow… — Shellen Lubin Copy Share Image
People are going to buy cheap fertilizer so they can grow enough crops to feed themselves, which will be increasingly difficult with… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Our agricultural colleges continue to graduate specialists who become vocational agricultural teachers in the schools, and county agents, who go forth to… — Joe Nichols Copy Share Image
Money is like manure, you don't have to spread it around, you can just sell it to Potash Corp as fertilizer. — J. Paul Getty Copy Share Image
Patents are like fertilizer. Applied wisely and sparingly, they can increase growth. But if you apply too many chemicals, or make patents… — Alex Tabarrok Copy Share Image
Since chemical fertilizer burns out the soil organic matter, other farmers struggle with tilth, water retention, and basic soil nutrients. The soil… — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
The longer I live the greater is my respect for manure in all its forms. — Elizabeth von Arnim Copy Share Image
Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
