“You're a nonconformist.” “That didn’t used to be a felony.” “It is now. Live in the world around you.” — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
I suppose I shall have to compound a felony, as usual. - Sherlock Holmes — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Imagine being the 'party of law and order' and having a convicted felon at the top of your ticket.” — Carlos Wallace Copy Share Image
My one suggestion going forward is, any felony committed against a woman should be a full-season suspension. — Jeff Van Gundy Copy Share Image
Sometimes, to help the people you love, you've gotta commit a felony. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Federal law prohibits anyone convicted of a felony from owning a gun. Seems like kind of a good idea, no? — Timothy Noah Copy Share Image
“Those who seek to make great fortune without making great effort will soon commit a great crime.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
If bad taste were a felony, every writer I know would've done prison time. — Steven Bochco Copy Share Image
If you are passed out drunk or if there is a gun to your head, it is the same crime. It is… — Claire McCaskill Copy Share Image
People with felony convictions - pending felony convictions should not be able to buy gun, but they should be able to stay… — Eric Bolling Copy Share Image
Australia is not very exclusive. On the visa application they still ask if you've been convicted of a felony - although they… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“If all of your friends are morons is it a felony, a misdemeanor or an act of God if you blow their… — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
“The most intriguing part about felony is that, in the end, no matter what, it falls right back on you. You cannot… — Harshdeep Singh Gill Copy Share Image
“I have two choices: attend my sister's dinner party or tie a plastic sack around my mother's head until she runs out… — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
I've never been accused of a felony. I never spent time behind bars except for a few overnight jail times back in… — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image
... Herbert said of himself, with his eyes fixed on the fire, that he thought he must have committed a felony and… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
There are cases where examinations are admitted, namely, before the coroner, and before magistrates in cases of felony. That appears to me… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
For the rest of your life you must check the box on employment applications asking the dreaded question: "Have you ever been… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
In 1966 the ACS formulated a State Model Cancer Act which was instrumental in the enactment of anti-quackery laws now enforced in… — Jane Brody Copy Share Image
Although knaves win in every political struggle, although society seems to be delivered over from the hands of one set of criminals… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Little white lies are part of everyday life. If youre in court being charged with a felony, youre probably going to be… — Monica Raymund Copy Share Image
Sometimes, to help someone you love, you have to commit a felony. But, you don't want to go to prison for that.… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
You never forget your first felony. Mine was mail tampering. As a hoops-crazed 13-year-old, I rifled through a new neighbor's mailbox to… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
I don't think it is the most important thing. I think it is the fact that the director of national intelligence gave… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
“FORGET FERES DOCTRINE And the military has immunity! Yes! The feres doctrine! It states “the Government is not liable under the Federal… — Diane Chamberlain Copy Share Image
I would say this, I'll go back to those black ladies I was talking about who love them some Barack and love… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Good evening. A President who lied us into a war and, in so doing, needlessly killed 3,584 of our family and friends… — Keith Olbermann Copy Share Image
“Stalking is a felony," Jason pointed out. "They've made loving someone criminal?" "Only if you've never met them.” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image