All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Though you feel you're not where you're suppose to be, you shouldn't worry because that next turn that you take, it will… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I've got a lot to say about television. There's a lot going on in television right now and I feel like a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The world is filled with negativity. I want people to watch me and think, “I feel good, and I’m going to make… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Did you ever feel like the whole world was going to a party and your invitation got lost in the mail? — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Do you feel insecure because you keep getting the nagging feeling that you're not that smart? Well, I've got good news for… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
If anybody could put themselves in that situation of feeling a giant loud voice saying you don't deserve the same rights, you… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they're seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
We all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we're cool 98 percent of the time, that… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
There are “well-known secrets” out there and there are people who are “so happy they could die.” Sometimes people are so sad… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour and… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think people need to laugh everyday. Whether the economy is good or bad, I think the most important thing is to… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think I let go of the need for approval. It certainly feels good when you get it, but I used to… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
I think what saved me is me being honest. I think I somewhow had the courage to do something and say something that I… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone put it… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
The legend goes that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking... that must be hard to put all the tiny… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
