How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she? — Gail Parent Copy Share Image
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. — Gail Parent Copy Share Image
Don't we realize we're a business, we single girls are? Every building that goes up in Manhattan has more than fifty percent efficiency apartments… — Gail Parent Copy Share Image
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe. — Gail Parent Copy Share Image
How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she? — Gail Parent Copy Share Image
the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole. — Gail Parent Copy Share Image
Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation. — Gail Parent Copy Share Image
