“Americans are pushy, obnoxious, neurotic, crass - anything and everything - the full catastrophe as our friend Zorba might say. Canadians are none of that. The way you might fear a cow sitting down in the middle of the street… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
“The way you might fear a cow sitting down in the middle of the street during rush hour, that's how I fear Canadians.” — Maria Semple Copy Share Image