“You think you know horror, Irnakk? Horror is looking into the eyes of the Shadowed One, knowing you are about to die... and then being forced to live. Horror is waking each day to see every part of your body… — Greg Farshtey Copy Share Image
“Axonn sighed. "Just like the good old days," he said. "Now I remember why I hated them so much.” — Greg Farshtey Copy Share Image
“And you still haven't answered any of my one-hundred ten questions, or my follow ups.” — Greg Farshtey Copy Share Image
“Vezon, frankly, was disappointed. Sure, he had tried to steal the Mask of Life, and, yes, he had tried to kill the Toa Inika… — Greg Farshtey Copy Share Image
“A few grass mats, some cave drawings, the heads of my enemies mounted on the wall ... it could be quite pleasant.” — Greg Farshtey Copy Share Image
“Hey, dragon!" Jay said loudly. The dragon opened one eye. "How can you tell if you have a dragon in your bathroom? The door… — Greg Farshtey Copy Share Image
“There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off. "What is it with that guy?" Jay… — Greg Farshtey Copy Share Image
“I have checked our teleportation technology," Tridax said. "There was no sign of sabotage. You are a liar." "Well, no one ever said Makuta… — Greg Farshtey Copy Share Image
“Who are you and why are you here?' 'I'm here to kill you.' 'Oh. I knew there was something about you I liked.” — Greg Farshtey Copy Share Image
“Go get wood, Nuckal," grumbled the skeleton. "'Pick up those rocks, Nuckal.' 'Stop eating all the donuts, Nuckal.' Orders, orders, orders, that's all I… — Greg Farshtey Copy Share Image
“You think you know horror, Irnakk? Horror is looking into the eyes of the Shadowed One, knowing you are about to die... and then… — Greg Farshtey Copy Share Image
“Right. I can tell from the bat wings and the leeches that you three are just all happy-smiles and rainbows.” — Greg Farshtey Copy Share Image