The biggest myth about fatherhood that you get given a direct phone number to talk to Santa and tell him how your kid has been behaving. Absolute bullshit. I got an email address and it's just giving me an out… — Chris Ramsey Copy Share Image
To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over. — Chris Ramsey Copy Share Image
The biggest myth about fatherhood that you get given a direct phone number to talk to Santa and tell him how your kid has… — Chris Ramsey Copy Share Image
If I had to pick one scariest thing bout becoming a father, I'd say... the whole thing! From the moment you find out, all… — Chris Ramsey Copy Share Image
To be a dad: Make peace with the fact that you will now be your partner's second favourite person in the world. — Chris Ramsey Copy Share Image
Most surprising is probably that I thought I had experienced most of the low points life has to offer... but you reach new lows… — Chris Ramsey Copy Share Image
