“Anyone can prove whatever they want. It's easy. I could "prove," via those mechanisms that carbs are the devil, fat is the… — Matt Stone Copy Share Image
Friend: Does this outfit make me look fat? Me: NO, your fat makes you look fat!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’ll be delighted to know that wine doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean: against tables, chairs, floors, walls and friends… — Lane Hayes Copy Share Image
“Drinking ... doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles." ~ Unknown” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
