Hey Shawty, do I stand a chance with you or shall I just move on to your fat friend? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I'm a chubby middle-aged white guy with short hair. I think that's it, really. I kind of have a look. Right now,… — Aaron Douglas Copy Share Image
“ "...we’re all fucking Duffs.” (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) “I’m not the Duff,” Wesley said confidently. “That’s because you don’t have friends.”… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“I had a really fat friend. The next time I saw him he looked like me! He said he lost the weight… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
My size has helped make me an amazing performer too. The cliche of the Funny Fat Friend: I absolutely was that character… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
“Randall looks at me with fire in his eye, but he nods and decides to smile at my banter. He gets to… — L.A. Meyer Copy Share Image
