If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“She fart ... Then (They laughed) ... (She also) ... Then ... She said: "I am hungry” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to… — Ryan Hansen Copy Share Image
THE LOWEST FARTS B MORE STANKER THEN THE LOUD FARTS...THEN THINKING IT'S GONNA BE LOW THEN IT COMES OUT LOUD... — Renneec Copy Share Image
I am happy everywhere except in places where I see glitz and rich farts. I am happiest in Brooklyn, where the concentration… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
No matter how bad it hurts,no matter how painful it is, no matter how close to death it feels I am. when… — Archie Fuentes Copy Share Image
“We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different. KURT VONNEGUT, JR.” — Christopher Ryan Copy Share Image
I was compiling a list in my head titled 'Reasons to Get Up: You Don't Have to Leave, but You Can't Pee… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day. — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
If mugs made fart noises coffee shops wouldn't be relaxing, they'd sound like a yoga class in a retirement home. — Desi Lydic Copy Share Image
“One thing that I used to believe that has stuck with me is, of course, that farts are funny. Burps, too. Sneezes,… — Greg Knauss Copy Share Image
I'm such an old fart that I started buying books on film and TV and radio and music when, for television, the… — David Bianculli Copy Share Image
“amount to a fart in a cyclone. His parents and their parson had tried to sell him the same message, binding him… — Don Pendleton Copy Share Image
Farts come from no one and nowhere; they are anonymous emanations that belong to the group as a whole, and even when… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
People are getting away from the whole album experience, it's true. I think that's sad. Maybe I'm just saying that because I'm… — Alex Lifeson Copy Share Image
In many ways, Eulah-Beulah prepared me for literary criticism. After having a two-hundred-pound babysitter fart on your face and yell Pow!, The… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Your friends are at the house.' I sit up, straight. 'Who'? 'I don't know. Weird people. The Sullivan girl, whose father got… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
Clichés are static, the emotion behind them long spent. If you are tempted to use them, here is a saying of my… — Amy Tan Copy Share Image
