“Simon Nagel is an Alkaline Jew and his grandfather was in a concentration camp (I forget which one. It’s definitely not Auschwitz but it would be one of the other top answers in Family Fortunes if they ever did that… — Matt Greene Copy Share Image
“I can tell my parents are unhappy by the way they smile at waiters. In that small act of ingratiation I can see the… — Matt Greene Copy Share Image
“Bungee Jump is to Suicide as General Anaesthetic is to Lethal Injection. You only know the difference on the way back up.” — Matt Greene Copy Share Image
“Loving someone means being prepared to do anything to protect them. Even if the only thing you can protect them from is the truth.” — Matt Greene Copy Share Image
“Having people talk down to you is the absolute worst part about being a kid.” — Matt Greene Copy Share Image
“Seeing this, I can’t imagine seeing it again and not thinking that the world is a gift.” — Matt Greene Copy Share Image
“Simon Nagel is an Alkaline Jew and his grandfather was in a concentration camp (I forget which one. It’s definitely not Auschwitz but it… — Matt Greene Copy Share Image
“This is the lesson: that sometimes something ugly is just something beautiful that I do not yet fully understand.” — Matt Greene Copy Share Image
I can swear in sixty-seven different languages. But I can apologize in only three, which means I could get beat up in sixty-four other… — Matt Greene Copy Share Image
“Hope is not the thing with feathers. Hope is an anchor. What keeps you from floating away. Despair is weightless.” — Matt Greene Copy Share Image
