I'm half-Mexican - get used to it 'cause in about five to 10 years, you're all gonna be related to one. Whether you like it or not, no matter how much you prepared your family, you're gonna show up at… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
People see me on the 'Daily Show' or 'About a Boy'. But the reality is that I only got into this business to do… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
My daughter, who is 7 years old - I have no idea where she learned this - she made a video where she's beat-boxing.… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
I was a corporate hatchet man, and it's impossible for me to turn that off. It's this curse when I walk into businesses: 'That… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
We're down in Mexico. It's for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club... I go back with this woman down a murky hallway, and then without missing a beat - these ladies are all business - she goes, 'Go ahead, take out your dong.' 'I'm not taking out my dong. And by the way, who uses… — Al Madrigal Copy Share
You re-watch 'Napoleon Dynamite', and there's a lot of thrift shopping that goes on in that movie; there's a lot of funny stuff. It's… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
Don't bring your sand toys to the park. That's another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I'm on the Vicodin and a little weed too - let's face it - and I go in there, and my wife's like, 'Bring the sand toys! Bring the sand toys!' And I know what happens every single time: I become… — Al Madrigal Copy Share
There are comics in L.A. doing impressions, and the first thing they do is hunch over and then start to do this bad Rick… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
I once called a guy into his own office and spun around in his own chair to greet him. That kind of thing may… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
My daughter plays keyboard very well, and my son plays guitar, and they're totally into music. — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
When my son was 3 years old - I'll never forget this - there was this homeless guy walking toward us, and my son… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
I'm not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife. — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
