“My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don’t get me wrong, the Big Man upstairs does what he can but I’ve never once seen him filling up the tank… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for his motto: Come for the… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it’s no good living in the fucking past.” — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The hamster generates… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“Whoever said “violence doesn’t solve anything,” had never given a right dickhead a pasting in a car park before. G” — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“He had been inspired to start a career in the porn industry after reading the incredible tale of a Japanese man who avenged the… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don’t get me wrong, the Big… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“Probably your biggest mistake was doing funk-dance to Unchained Melody,” the dog offered earnestly. “It’s a ballad, Alf, and to be honest, it’s one… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.” — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, a voice called from the darkness. Taylor leapt like a salmon, then became rooted to the spot like a tin of salmon.” — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“Many great people had been considered to be boring, like Nigel Mansell, but anyone who had read the racing driver’s autobiography, "Clutch Down, Dick… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of his own… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“You’ve never had a scrap with anyone who you thought was hard, then?” “I was cut up on a roundabout by Kendo Nagasaki once.… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
