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“You’ve never had a scrap with anyone who you thought was hard, then?” “I was cut up on a roundabout by Kendo Nagasaki once. He put up a fair fight, like.” Brian” quote by Mark Jackman — Download Open image

““You’ve never had a scrap with anyone who you thought was hard, then?” “I was cut up on a roundabout by Kendo Nagasaki once. He put up a fair fight, like.” Brian””

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