Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
