Bitches be like:you cramping my style Like they even have one — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
Dear best friend, I promise to be your lesbian lover when some ugly guy hits on you. — Avalon Copy Share Image
I hate people that starts a Facebook post with I hate people datàªlol¬ — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
It hurts when someone with whom you wanna talk ignores you,but it hurts worst when you ignore that person because they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What you post online speaks VOLUME about who you really are. POST with intention. REPOST with caution.” — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sleep + social life = bad grades. Good grades + sleep = no social life. Good grades + social life = no sleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that when the left found out that Facebook, a tool built by Silicon Valley, helped elect President Trump, they weren't… — Brad Parscale Copy Share Image
Choosing not to delete your friends on Facebook because you like to make fun on their statuses. — Grace Copy Share Image
Some words of advice to men: Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
As attorney general, I would work with my colleagues in other states to launch a major antitrust investigation to look into the… — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
A really preety girl and not popular postes a beautiful not Photo shopped picture of her self, mabey 3 or 4 likes…… — Unkown Copy Share Image
I think Facebook is an online directory for colleges... If I want to get information about you, I just go to TheFacebook,… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
I'm worried about privacy - the companies out there gathering data on us, the stuff we do on Twitter, the publicly scrapeable… — Michael Arrington Copy Share Image
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
With the evolution of social media that includes blogging, Facebook, and Twitter, who and how information is delivered has changed tremendously. The… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
To be honest, I joined Facebook as an experiment. I accepted all invitations just to see how many people would ask to… — Vint Cerf Copy Share Image
