Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line for the whole day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should have cellphone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome feeling when you buy new clothes & wear them for the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listening to songs from when you were younger and realizing how dirty the lyrics are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Embrace your imperfections for they are the only thing that truly belong to you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Human being are some of character in games, They refill energy in sleeping — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter makes me like people I've never met and because of Facebook I hate people I know in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wake up in the middle of the night and that hallway is suddenly the most terrifying thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go out all day looking good and I see no one I know. Go out for 5 minutes looking like shit and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish youd pay more attention to my favorite songs because the lyrics they sing are the words Im too scared… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hardest thing is to realize that the people you trusted the most and loved the most, are the ones who stabbed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like they know when I watched this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The government may force me to have health insurance but they can never force me to respect my body. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when your wide awake and you look over at your friend and there sleeping still:/ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear kindergarten students If you don't like your nap time ,can you please give to us…Sincerely High school students — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is it with you that makes me act like this? I get all shy when I see you because you make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Don't Want Lots Of People Who Are Ready To Cry When I Die... I Only Need Just One Person Who Is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People be drop outta school, get a job at McDonald's, and be all like I'm grinding ...On my grind ...yeah Grind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whew. Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I am ever in the middle of a shooting, I'll just lay on the floor and act like someone already killed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may not have the best lovelife in the world.. BUT I am blessed with super great friends in the land.. thanks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody was facebook fighting.. STATUS UPDATES were fast as lighting.. Profile pic were a little bit frightning.. cause they're dealing with bathroom… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinks its funny when girls use slutty profile pics to get attention, might as well have a status that says my shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am so ready for Christmas movies and Christmas Songs and snow and all that other sappy amazing Winter stuff... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You think I'm not online. But I'm always here. Even if I'm not posting. I'm here. Scrolling. Judging. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Letting the water run down my arms when I'm in the shower so it looks like I'm shooting water out of my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
