Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fucking hate him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
1 Facebook friend request* 0 Mutual friends. You're not even from my country, how the hell did you find me ?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't have a crazy facebook friend, you are the crazy facebook friend. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
Watch out for people who you call your facebook friend,because the realer you are the faker they appear.. — Frenchqueen Copy Share Image
God doesn't have a Blackberry, but He is my favorite contact. He doesn't have Facebook but He is my Friend, and He… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
God has no Phone, but I talk to him. Has no Facebook, but He is still my friend. He does not have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God has no phone,but I talk to him. He's not on facebook,but he's still my friend. He's not on twitter,but I still… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
I am actually on Facebook, but I only have one friend. It's a private account, and I have one friend. Mark Zuckerberg. — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
I hate it when I get event invites from a facebook friend who is a continent away, am obviously aint going to… — Collins Hasty Copy Share Image
Â¥ God has no iPhone , but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
God has no phone but I talk to him, He has no facebook but he is still my friend, He does not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you look on Facebook and see your friend's comment on your status gets more likes than your status… — David Rice Copy Share Image
Facebook mistreats its users. Facebook is not your friend; it is a surveillance engine. For instance, if you browse the Web and… — Richard Stallman Copy Share Image
To Everyone Who Is On My Facebook Friend List,I Enjoy Hearing About You And Your Family, The Good News And Support During… — Don Kel Copy Share Image
I'm not on any social media. I know people who have met on Twitter and through Facebook. I had a friend, someone… — Cristin Milioti Copy Share Image
God has no cell phone but, I still talk to Him... no Facebook, but He is still my friend. He does not… — Wendy Kleha Copy Share Image
Once everyone is connected to everyone and everything else, nothing matters anymore. If everyone in the world is your Facebook friend, then… — Douglas Rushkoff Copy Share Image
“The reality of social networking sites is that they provide platforms for online personae to interact with other online personae. Importantly, such… — Marilyn Yalom Copy Share Image
Behind every successful couple, there is always a deleted facebook friend — Clarence Claude Copy Share Image
I like to have met someone in real life before being their Facebook friend. — Nicholas A. Christakis Copy Share Image
We can't pretend that a Facebook friend is the same as a real friend you've shared times with together, both good times… — Joanna Coles Copy Share Image
