Facebook Quotes by Anonymous · Page 10

- When Somebody Cute Or Sexy Uploads Pictures Of Themself And He/She Gets 100 Likes Less Than 10 Seconds..

— Anonymous

I can't even take a picture these days without someone yelling at me, 'You better not put that on Facebook!'

— Anonymous

Instead of Facebook asking Whats on your mind?, it should probably ask WTF is YOUR problem?

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious.

— Anonymous

Turn on chat just to make sure you are online.

— Anonymous

Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.

— Anonymous

I logout from FB reason: I am bored. After 5min I signed in reason: I am bored.

— Anonymous

I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.

— Anonymous

If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.

— Anonymous

It's amazing how one simple text from that one person can change your entire mood.^_^

— Anonymous

Let love comes to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page.

— Anonymous

I stand in the shower aimlessly for ages just because its warm.

— Anonymous

Its not until we see someone in a place where they are vulnerable to actually understand the truth of that someone.

— Anonymous

The awkward moment when you continually have poke wars with someone but you dont actually talk to them in person.

— Anonymous

The hardest part about walking away, is no matter how slow you, walk they'll never chase after you.

— Anonymous

Dear Facebook, I heard Twitter's replacing you. Hell yeah, karma's a bitch! Sincerely, MySpace.

— Anonymous

Listening to someone telling a story and thinking: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie :D

— Anonymous

Feeling rejected after someone reads your message on facebook and doesnt have the manners to reply?!

— Anonymous

Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when your boss sends you a friend request on Facebook.

— Anonymous

From the day Facebook launched in 2004, the profile was the most critical page on the site.

— Anonymous

If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.

— Anonymous

Life would be better if girls had mute buttons, boys had edit buttons, bad times had fast forward buttons and good times…

— Anonymous

You unfriended me? Wow, you sure taught me a lesson.

— Anonymous

Roses are red, violents are blue

— Anonymous

No matter how many cute faces you set your EYES upon, if you already have set your HEART for someone, you will…

— Anonymous

If a guy isn't trying his best to have you, then he probably isn't the best for you to have.

— Anonymous

When everything on the internet is dead, and you're forced to do something productive.

— Anonymous

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you're Facebook stalking someone and then you accidentally like their status from 2 years ago.

— Anonymous