“If you send more than one news van to cover Dancing with the Stars , then you have to change your name… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
This generation, raised on "Eyewitness News," conditioned by the instant replay, and spared the illumination that comes from tedious historical study, tends… — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
My sister's the type who religiously watches the fear segments of her local Eyewitness News broadcasts, retaining nothing but the headline...Everything is… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Eyewitness News' is a clever plot to convince us that all the important events are happening somewhere else, to other people, at… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
