“I had two beady brown eyes that, no matter how hard I tried to look mysterious and cool, always seemed to say "It wasn't just me who farted.” — Brian Katcher Copy Share Image
“We just stood there for a few seconds. Back when we were friends, we'd have already been laughing and joking. Now things were tense… — Brian Katcher Copy Share Image
“Nothing like the soft touch of a woman. Her smooth skin...or her rough scars.” — Brian Katcher Copy Share Image
“Sage would survive. I'd survive. We were better off apart. Painful and quick, just like ripping off a Band-Aid. Well, more like gouging a… — Brian Katcher Copy Share Image
“I expected a nod and maybe a handshake, but Dan clasped his hand to his chest, whispered something like "Chthulhu fh'tagn!" and spit into… — Brian Katcher Copy Share Image
“Everyone has that one line they swear they'll never cross, the one thing they say they'll never do. Not something serious like I'll never… — Brian Katcher Copy Share Image
“I had two beady brown eyes that, no matter how hard I tried to look mysterious and cool, always seemed to say "It wasn't… — Brian Katcher Copy Share Image
“Dude, I totally pendejo!" he said, happily calling himself an asshole.” — Brian Katcher Copy Share Image
“She baked you cookies!' he repeated as if I'd missed the importance. 'So what?' I turned to get my bag, but Tim blocked my… — Brian Katcher Copy Share Image
