“Coke had a theory to explain grown-ups, as he did for most things in life. In his view, babies are born with a specific number of brain cells, which waste away and die off as people get older. So by… — Dan Gutman Copy Share Image
If you're going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly. — Dan Gutman Copy Share Image
They say there is no 'free lunch' in life. But there are free books! I still can't believe I can go to my local… — Dan Gutman Copy Share Image
“footnote: "With all due respect" is grown-up talk for "I think you're stupid.” — Dan Gutman Copy Share Image
Sometimes we spend so much time and energy thinking about where we want to go that we don't notice where we happen to be. — Dan Gutman Copy Share Image
A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to… — Dan Gutman Copy Share Image
“In 1846, George Donner and his brother Jacob, Illinois farmers, set out for the promise of California in covered wagons with several families, including… — Dan Gutman Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry!” I moaned. “Oh man, I messed up big time! How could I have been so stupid?” — Dan Gutman Copy Share Image
“If a teacher said they needed a kid to jump off the roof, Andrea would” — Dan Gutman Copy Share Image
