“Going back to your ex is like taking back your spit from the ground.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
My ex husband is my only weakness. When he tells me he loves me my heart melts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some people are very happy despite their ex’s absence; some, because of it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who says that I am a bad house keeper, I kept all the houses of my ex-husbands. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will always be here. I might not be the first one there. I might not be the one who solves your… — Megan Marie Copy Share Image
My ex-husband is very involved in raising our beautiful children. We're very lucky because we both grew up in working families in… — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
The only thing that bothers me is that the girls come up to me and say, "I'm dating your ex-husband." I'm happy… — Janet Jackson Copy Share Image
Thank you for all the letters of condolences…but my ex husband is alive and well. I only killed him off on my… — Rose Nueva Copy Share Image
I've been through a marriage, and I'm still very fond of my ex-husband; but if I've learned anything, it's that relationships are… — Alexa Vega Copy Share Image
The person whom you love the most breaks your heart & leaves you, Even after years when you see that person, your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your ex is moving on with their life, and whether you want to or not you have to move on with your… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
I have a scar on my right arm from my ex-husband. He was cooking and he had a hot pot and he… — Nadine Velazquez Copy Share Image
I sent my ex-husband a bully card: You held hate in one heart and spoke niceties with the other, you laid warm… — Jenny Jay Copy Share Image
My mom and I were super close when I was a kid, her and I sort of ran off from her ex-husband.… — Hayley Williams Copy Share Image
She loved Bram in a clear-eyed way she’d never loved her ex-husband, no rose-colored glasses or mindless giddiness, no Cinderella fantasies or… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
The best part about getting over the one who left you is being able to expand your knowledge in the mental state.… — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
My ex-husband has been one of my best teachers, and I believe that the areas of our life and the people in… — Rene Marie Copy Share Image
I saw my ex-husband in the street. I was sitting on the steps of the new library. Hello, my life, I said.… — Grace Paley Copy Share Image
I had to detach myself from myself, if that makes any sense, to conjure an authentic first-person voice. In that sense, it… — Kate Christensen Copy Share Image
Turn around, and the people you thought you knew might change. Your little boy might now live half a world away. Your… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I got married at 27, within three months of knowing my ex-husband ong-distance. I knew the moment I'd done it, it won't work. — Simi Garewal Copy Share Image
“Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Gemini and he's an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram. — Ambri Bright Copy Share Image
“She loved her son and wanted him to make a fresh start here. Her ex-husband always tried to pass Aaron off as… — Tamara Hoffa Copy Share Image
My ex-husband is not on social media or Facebook, which I find fascinating and I do not follow any [others]. I know… — Sutton Foster Copy Share Image
I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
My ex-husband didn't like my singing. He didn't like my hair. He hated my eyes. Everything. Everything he complimented me on when… — La'Porsha Renae Copy Share Image
My ex-husband happens to be one of the most gifted moviemakers. And what is so bizarre about working with someone like that?… — Ali MacGraw Copy Share Image
When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
In the beginning, it's why I stopped correcting my appearance - because the articles were mean and would repeat the image that… — Jocelyn Wildenstein Copy Share Image
Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or -wife, your ex's new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate's ex… — Delia Ephron Copy Share Image
He's my favorite ex-husband. We get along great. I love to fish, and he has some beautiful property down there. — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“If my ex-husband could move on, I could, too. I would search for my gardener, someone who would help me to grow… — Tracy H. Tucker Copy Share Image
I am divorced, and one of the things I am tremendously grateful for is that my ex-husband and I made a decision… — Jane Green Copy Share Image
It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically. I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad… — Jane Wyman Copy Share Image
I was working as a cocktail waitress in a heavy metal bar. Then, my manager said I should try some acting, which… — Britta Phillips Copy Share Image