“Going back to your ex is like taking back your spit from the ground.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
My ex husband is my only weakness. When he tells me he loves me my heart melts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food. — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
Who says that I am a bad house keeper, I kept all the houses of my ex-husbands. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some people are very happy despite their ex’s absence; some, because of it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. — George Foreman Copy Share Image
When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
My ex-husband happens to be one of the most gifted moviemakers. And what is so bizarre about working with someone like that?… — Ali MacGraw Copy Share Image
My ex-husband didn't like my singing. He didn't like my hair. He hated my eyes. Everything. Everything he complimented me on when… — La'Porsha Renae Copy Share Image
My ex-husband is not on social media or Facebook, which I find fascinating and I do not follow any [others]. I know… — Sutton Foster Copy Share Image
Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram. — Ambri Bright Copy Share Image
“She loved her son and wanted him to make a fresh start here. Her ex-husband always tried to pass Aaron off as… — Tamara Hoffa Copy Share Image
Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Gemini and he's an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had to detach myself from myself, if that makes any sense, to conjure an authentic first-person voice. In that sense, it… — Kate Christensen Copy Share Image
I saw my ex-husband in the street. I was sitting on the steps of the new library. Hello, my life, I said.… — Grace Paley Copy Share Image
My ex-husband has been one of my best teachers, and I believe that the areas of our life and the people in… — Rene Marie Copy Share Image
The best part about getting over the one who left you is being able to expand your knowledge in the mental state.… — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
She loved Bram in a clear-eyed way she’d never loved her ex-husband, no rose-colored glasses or mindless giddiness, no Cinderella fantasies or… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
My mom and I were super close when I was a kid, her and I sort of ran off from her ex-husband.… — Hayley Williams Copy Share Image
I sent my ex-husband a bully card: You held hate in one heart and spoke niceties with the other, you laid warm… — Jenny Jay Copy Share Image
My ex-husband, Justin, is remarried to someone I know from back in the day pretty well. And a lot of things made… — Chrishell Stause Copy Share Image
[Wendy] Davis [pursued] higher education, as her campaign website says, with 'the help of academic scholarships, student loans, and state and federal… — Liza Mundy Copy Share Image
Yves Saint Laurent gave women power, Chanel liberated them and when I joined Lanvin, I thought 'what do I bring to women?… — Alber Elbaz Copy Share Image
I was educated privately for free because I was a scholarship girl, 100% scholarship girl. I got it on my own merits.… — Louise Mensch Copy Share Image
Until-as often happened during those first months travel, whenever I would feel such happiness-my guilt alarm went off. I heard my ex-husband's… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
“If my ex-husband had had his way, I would have quit writing and continued working in his factory.” — Nele Neuhaus Copy Share Image
I walk away, but I feel like something is watching me. I turn around, you're still here... — Mindy Morin Copy Share Image
One of my ex-husbands thought I had a breast job. They looked bigger. I just got the proper lingerie. — Cybill Shepherd Copy Share Image
My ex? Yeah I'd still hit that... But with a car or a baseball bat! ;) — KiKi Strack Copy Share Image
![“My ex-husband is not on social media or Facebook, which I find fascinating and I do not follow any [others]. I know that one of them follows me, which I find interesting.” quote by Sutton Foster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/689/sutton-foster-8208_ex-husband_my-ex-husband-is-not-on-social-media-or_2343696.jpg)
![“[Wendy] Davis [pursued] higher education, as her campaign website says, with 'the help of academic scholarships, student loans, and state and federal grants.' Now that she is in a high-profile and hotly partisan race, it has come out that she also benefited from the moral and financial support of…” quote by Liza Mundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19a/liza-mundy-50429_academic_wendy-davis-pursued-higher-education-as_2032466.jpg)
![“I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]” quote by Roseanne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c85/roseanne-100231_ex-husband_i-m-only-upset-that-i-m-not-a-widow-on-h_1975679.jpg)
