My ex-boyfriend didn't hear me fart once, and we were together six years. I hated the thought of grossing him out, so… — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
Ex boyfriends, are like an old pair of shoes. You know that you don't need them anymore but you don't have the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
An ex boyfriend is an ex boyfriend for a reason. Do not run back to the same person that has hurt your… — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them. — Michelle Ryan Copy Share Image
I did have a cat once that used to attack an ex-boyfriend's feet every time he slept over. I should've known then… — Erin Daniels Copy Share Image
You are nothing for me anymore. You have lose a very precious girl such as me. Goodbye, my ex-boyfriend. — Athirah Copy Share Image
An ex boyfriend will give you the EXperience to find someone better who will love and appreciate you like you deserve. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
If you sexy and you fine, baby put'cha hands And tell your ex boyfriend to get his bads up Don't lying know… — Gucci Mane Copy Share Image
“I don't know how it is to fuck him Shane, I did not fuck Ethan. I have never slept with anyone, actually.… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on… — Tate Hallaway Copy Share Image
That's the real meh ... and yeah I have way more but this is the only one under my hand right now… — Leila Copy Share Image
“He laughed again. “Not boring and not dumb. That’s so much better than your boyfriend who both bored me and was dumb.… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“Here it comes, I thought. The first ex-boyfriend had been summoned. Soon the rest would follow. They would file around the table,… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
“Tony:...but you need something to do about Noah. Paul: I know, I know. The only problem being that (a) he thinks I'm… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
So the one guy that u have all ready dated once then u guys break up adn u find some one else… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One of the pitfalls of having an ex-boyfriend is that people still pair you together in their memories, and sooner or later… — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“Back To December is a song that addresses a first for me. In that I've never apologized in a song before. Whether… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
YOU KNOW WHAT HATE I HATE WHEN I LOVE SOMEONE FOR SO LONG THAT I HAVE TO SEE HIM EVER DAY IN… — Antoinette Hendon Copy Share Image
Ex boyfriend: Does he make you laugh like I did? Girl: He doesnt make me cry like you did. — VVN Copy Share Image
“Oh come on, your ex-boyfriend comes back, his new fiancée slaps you. It’s not hard to connect the dots” — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
EVER HAD A EX-BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND THAT HATE ON U LOL...DNT FEEL OFFENDED CUS THATS THEIR JOB...SN::YOU HAV FINISH YOUR VOLUNTEER HOURS… — RENNEEC Copy Share Image
Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Things Girls Like; leading you on, having double standards, free movies and dinner, and a good old fashioned douchey ex boyfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I specificically related to a topic on the ex boyfriend,, stating tha I have now grown stronger,, n stating what- n how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I see my ex boyfriend with my ex friend I see how useless their plan of trying to make me jealous… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me. — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
If you see your ex-boyfriend with another girl, don't be jealous, your parents told you to give your used toys to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in… — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
When seeing your ex boyfriend you get this feeling where you just want to run in his arms them its back to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres a guy out there who is going to be really happy that you didnt get back together with your ex-boyfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do not take your ex boyfriend's bad opinion of you as the truth. Nothing he thinks or says about you is about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I had to agree with one ex-boyfriend of one crackhead complainant who'd gone missing, when he told me with disdain, 'This is… — Edward Conlon Copy Share Image
“It is possible for your ex, your boyfriend or girlfriend, or your husband or wife, to no longer be your type.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
THIS IS ME AND MY EX BOYFRIEND WE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 3 MONTHS BUT NOW IM HAPPY CUZ HE A HOLE — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down. — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
