I have worked out that I am virtually Chinese, because everything I own is from China. — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I liken all jobs to decorating. If you don't do the preparation, sand down and prime first, you won't get a good… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
In my mind if you're over 25 and using Twitter you need to have a word with yourself. — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I am naturally cautious so I guess I am a saver. I'm a firm believer in not borrowing money, which is a lesson passed… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I now believe in God for my own ends. I'm not an altruistic Christian - I'm only doing it in case there is in… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I'm actually a miserable, authoritarian guy at home... no really, I'm strict. — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
Ron Mueck's 'Dead Dad' was fantastic. It was an almost exact replica of his dead dad's body, shrunk to be a third of the… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
On '8 Out Of 10 Cats,' myself, Jimmy Carr and Jason Manford have got the producers around to our way of thinking - which… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
If you like Harry Hill, you'd really like Tony Law. He's a Canadian comic who's done a few appearances on 'Never Mind The Buzzcocks'… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I've got genuine political reasons for not voting for David Cameron. He's got a tiny little mouth. — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
