I have a problem with sweets. I have an inability to eat a just little bit. It's almost like I can't even… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
Even when I go do comedy stuff live, I can still feel the drummer in me about to go onstage. — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I don't think there's an archetype for the Justin Bieber fan. A Bieber fan just looks like an American. You wouldn't even… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
Prince is my favorite ever. I've liked Prince since... It's been a really long time. Even in junior high. I used to… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
There are bands that I am friends with, who will invite me up on stage. Like Les Savy Fav, who have had me on… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
Steve Jobs was a real rock star to me. I looked forward to his products like people look forward to albums. — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I like to think Portland and L.A. are not rivals; they're cousins. As cities on the West Coast, they're distinct in their own way… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I loved our music discussion. I live for discussions like that. It's my favorite thing because it means that people care about music, and… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
When you're being mean to someone, you can feel the audience just get cold. — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
There's no judgment on bands that continue on who aren't popular; some people get enjoyment out of it. I'm just not one of those… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
There's something really easy and just somehow un-crowded about the Portland airport. Every time I go there I'm like, 'Why is this so easy… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
