As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last name to Stains. My guess is they would rather promote me than to have to refer… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position. — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too. — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line. — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it's frowned upon at the strip… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
When you think about it, there is really a fine line between being a proctologist and just being a perverted ass-freak. And according to… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak. — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
Sure, companies say they're sensitive to their employees' cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
