A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
“Lightning snapped the night sky like a jock’s gym towel on a dork’s butt.” — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
“I know when I'm not wanted," joked Uncle Vlad. "Guess I'll make like under-eye cream and get the bags.” — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
“Candace nodded a little too hard. She loved making her ponytail swing.” — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it? — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers. They're not. Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp? — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
A good boss asks what part she could have played in the problem. And then she asks herself what she can do better next… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
“Question." "Yes," Candace asked expectantly, eyes fixed on the dark street ahead. "Have you ever had to chose sides between a friend and a… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy. — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?! — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
