Please, ground, just open up and let me fall into an endless crevasse till I hit the center of the earth and combust. Please. Is that too much to ask? — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
Of course, when we got home, we found that Dagda had peed on my down comforter. He had also eaten part of Mom's maidenhair… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.” — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“Bree smiled at me. "Don't worry about me. I think I can handle him. In fact, I want to handle him," she joked. "All… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“Yes, word had gotten around about my amusing little defeathering trick (note: made the chicken naked). Apparently we couldn't just eat the poor thing… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“Sorry." he said, rubbing his temples. "Do you have any Tylenol?" "Nope, sorry. Your doctor's appointment is today right?" "Yeah." "Here take this." Jenna… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
Being good is something that one must choose over and over again, every day, throughout the day, for the rest of one's life," Asher… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
Men are natural warriors, but a woman in battle is truly bloodthirsty — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
What would it be like to care so little about what other people thought of you? — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
I-just want you. I want you so bad, all the time. I know I shouldn't, I know I can't, I know it's wrong... but… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
