When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got for free, your toilet paper, for freakin five hundred dollars. — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in one. — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
Alana calls me poodle because poodle is a term for being gay. So, Im a poodle. — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
Granted, I aint the most beautimous out the box, but a little paint on this barn, shine it back to its original condition. Cause… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
A redneck water slide is when you just get a tarp out there, You just put baby oil and some soap on there. Put… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
Ok, Whose Breath is when one person sits in the chair blindfolded. And everybody else comes and *blows* in your face. So you guess… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got for free,… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
