I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements. — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
Not everyone can invest their heart into learning something and making it fully realized, and the chances are 9 out of 10 that it's… — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you. — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values… — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me. — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half… — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end… — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
“I dreamed that I woke up and there was a little girl, not more than three or four years old, standing outside my window in the snow. It was dark, and she was crying and afraid. There was something familiar about her, about her eyes. And then I realized they were my mother's eyes. It was my mother as a… — Darrell Hammond Copy Share
The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit. — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards. — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
