I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I… — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
Not everyone can invest their heart into learning something and making it fully realized, and the chances are 9 out of 10 that it's… — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you. — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values… — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me. — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half… — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end… — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
“I dreamed that I woke up and there was a little girl, not more than three or four years old, standing outside my window… — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit. — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards. — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
