I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
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If you can't find the next McDonald's, I'll find the next McDonald's. But it's vital to be with people who with looking… — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
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Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic situation? We spent six years of wild buying on credit - everything… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
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I ain't never loan friends money; I give it to 'em and I don't expect to get it back. Even when he… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
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