“Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If being seen as worthy of employing is the best that school does for the schooled, then school is overrated.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison —… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer's… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him;… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Being a bad employer is more of an achievement than being a great employee.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Belonging to the working class is the economy’s punishment for those who did what they were told to do in class.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“An 'Employee of the Month' is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream—in that particular month.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“One of the main differences between a slave and an employee is that the employee sold themselves.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“We’re all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
