Employee Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The slave cannot be made to defecate for the master.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The office’ is a cemetery of dreams.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Working overtime is an underpaid man’s salvation.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Prostitutes hire out one tiny portion of their bodies. Employees sell countless huge portions of their lives.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The employer is ultimately interested in the growth of the business, not that of the employee.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer's…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison —…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Weekends are an employee’s parole.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Behind every rich employer, there is a not-so rich employee.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Give your typical employee a profitable corporation, and, he is mostly likely to sell it to buy a fancier suit for his…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Not every single broke and unemployed person needs a job; some need customers.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“*Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana